1.) Time Lords: No, Hoosiers do not have Tardis'. If we did, we'd be cooler. But seriously, People, we Indianans take our time zones very seriously. You see, Hoosiers could care less about what is happening in Iraq, Iran, or Pakistan (their favorite foreign policies involve blowing things up), but mess with a Time Lords time zone and you're trouble, my Friend. Want an example? Sure you do! Back in 2005, a Freshman Republican Representative for Knox County, Troy Woodruff, promised his constituents he would fight daylight savings time to his dying breathe. However, when the issue came to the Indiana House, Woodruff voted along party lines thereby supporting the infamous bill. This so enraged the citizens of Knox County that they campaigned almost weekly against Time Lord Woodruff tyranny in the Vincennes Sun Commercial. Needless to say, next election a Democrat replaced his naughty predecessor by running on the promise bring the Time Lords back to a simpler, Pre-Daylight Savings Time. We're Time Lords, Dudes. Just not the cool kind.
2.) Closet Racists: Really Guys. In1920, Indiana was not only the whitest state in the nation, it was also home to the Second Ku Klux Klan. In fact, that organization gained such popularity that a full one third of the state's male population belonged to the KKK. Furthermore, this number fails to include female members of the Klan. Let alone, Kiddy Klaverns (yeah, that was a real thing). Due to a lot of negative press, over time Hoosiers have learned to closet their racism, but be assured Indiana still home to the Klan. In fact, while having a tire changed in Lafayette, Indiana the manager of Tire Barn offered to introduce me to his fellow Klansmen. I politely declined and got the hell outta there. If you would like more information click here. Yep, Racist Bastards.