Frank: Well, no. What happened was: the boy I fell in love with fell in love with another man. Larry Sugarman.
Sheryl: Who's Larry Sugarman?
Frank: Larry Sugarman is perhaps the second most highly regarded Proust scholar in the U.S.
Richard: Who's number one?
Frank: That would be me, Rich.
Olive: So... That's when you tried...
Frank: Well, no. What happened was: I was a bit upset. I did some things I shouldn't have done. Subsequently, I was fired, forced to leave my apartment and move into a hotel...
Olive: Oh... So that's when?
Frank: (Hesitates) Well, no. Actually, all that was okay. What happened was two days ago the MacArthur Foundation decided to award a "genius" grant to Larry Sugarman. And that's when...
Grandpa: You tried to check out early
Frank: Yes, and I failed at that as well.