Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Poor on Poor Crime

Dear Criminals,

If you must steal please rob wealthy individuals who own nice things and happen to have renters insurance, like Coach Kelly of Notre Dame.  Case in point, if you're one of the Dudes who cleaned out the Kelly household well, good on ya mate!  But my dear Criminals nothing is more loathsome than robbing the poor.  We members of the poor population:

A.) Don't have nice shit so why are you bothering?

B.) Have no renters insurance so you us left truly in need

C.) We don't live well (and neither do you or why would you be a criminal). Don't make our days worse.

I'm not asking you to stop robbing.  I'm just saying steal where it counts.

Sincerely
Case Nightmare Green

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